Oh nothing, just creating a buzz.....

A few notable points from Chucky’s belated Christmas party below.  Good turnout, and a pleasant time was had my most, but certainly not all.  Thanks to Chuckitty for being such impeccable hosts/hostesses!

• Toth was kind enough to cook oysters which had been sitting in his trunk since sometime in early 2009.  If you think shrimp rings are scary, you should’ve seen these things.  I’d lick a sneeze guard in a shaky diner before touching one of those things with my little toe. 
• Kitty was an incredibly personable and charming hostess, even though, uhh, it wasn’t her place.  She was like one of those vacuums you set down and they just wander around the place picking whatever they find.  Alissa was furiously taking notes.
• A lively discussion occurred between myself and the lovely Mrs. Griffin-FridayNight.  Perhaps feeling the effects of too much sparkling wine, she began making bold statements about how she and the lovely Mrs. Sabiston were going to win the Open Washers tournament.  Not to be racist, but the chances of two girls who have never played washers before winning an Open, on a scale of 1 to 100, are -5,000.
• Who doesn’t have ketchup for miniburgers?  If Rosscoe had been in attendance we may have staged a walkout, or at least a sit in.  No ketchup?  It’s not like I asked for fucking unicorn or something.  In fairness to the miniburgers, they were pretty good anyhow.
• An unnamed party goer dressed up as a Don Johnson knockoff, frosted tips, fake tan and all, smoked some shake down in Mexico or some shit and came back thinking he was Cheech.  A couple puffs on Lady Gaga’s disco stick later, and he was KTFOd.  When his remains were eventually located in the spare bedroom, Golfin’ Griff put a Sharpie to pretty good use.  He wrote a kind note on his neck which clearly displayed our victim’s love for a certain male body part, and drew a Captain Morgan moustache/goatee for good measure.  Wonder if there was any fallout?
• “Burt Reynolds” were introduced to the party going crowd.  Half Captain Morgan’s and half Butter Ripple Schnapps.  Perhaps provided artistic inspiration for GG’s handiwork?
• @hutsiedotcomjr wildly enjoyed her first party.  She got drunk on milk, and had to go home a little early.  That’ll teach her!
• Sheila, wonderful better half to Kenner, caught what could be euphemized as a “bit of a buzz”.  She is watching her fourth movie of the day from bed if I had to guess.
• RJ's special new friend is a bit like a vacuum cleaner herself.  The mark on said gentleman’s neck reminded me of something you’d get after a Grade 10 dance in the back of your Dad’s Volvo, or maybe during lunch hour from Myla Johnston.  Hiding options include a Band Aid, a dickie, a popped collar, or house arrest.  No options were utilized.
• Leather (possibly rubber) pants were in the house!  The Official Girlfriend of Blair Sabiston is definitely high society.  Next time we’re at the same party, you can rest assured I’ll be wearing my starter suit with collar popped, making lots of comments like “New York’s really changed.”  Nice to finally see her out!  Were Blair's matching pants at the drycleaner I wonder?
  
• Nice too see Brad Scharien after a long time! 
  
• Kim and CTC were delightful as always, and a half drunk JennaBenna05 remarked on the drive home that she "wanted to be her friend!" 
  
• Coach Quast's mood improved as the evening progressed, but he was visibly shaken after leading his basketball team to defeat.